beyoncepatronus:

saying “the bechdel test sets the bar too low” is silly because that’s literally the point of the bechdel test, it’s a bar set at ankle height that hollywood is still refusing to step over

32,006 notes   •   September 22 2014, 07:19 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#yep   

summervirgin:

Look  at them eyes…how could one say no.

122,793 notes   •   September 22 2014, 07:14 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#cats   

martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

434,837 notes   •   September 22 2014, 07:14 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#omg   #language   

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

264,597 notes   •   September 22 2014, 07:12 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#omg   

pleatedjeans:

24 Reasons the Next Generation is Going to be in Great Hands

54,929 notes   •   September 22 2014, 07:06 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#things   

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

30,009 notes   •   September 22 2014, 07:05 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#books   #things   

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

372,312 notes   •   September 22 2014, 06:49 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#yep   

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

175,108 notes   •   September 22 2014, 06:49 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#hp   

kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

331,958 notes   •   September 22 2014, 06:49 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#yep   

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

400,672 notes   •   September 22 2014, 06:48 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#omg   

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

97,273 notes   •   September 22 2014, 06:47 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#yep   #same   

m4ge:

You know when you need to practice speaking a language but you don’t want to speak it in front of native speakers because you’re worried they will judge you for your poor grammar skills and limited vocabulary

60,476 notes   •   September 22 2014, 06:47 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#yep   
annmarcellino:

Not a fan of the hugging.

annmarcellino:

Not a fan of the hugging.

1,109 notes   •   September 22 2014, 06:47 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#dw   #clara oswald   #the doctor   #twelve   
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#dw   #river song   #the doctor   #eleven   #otp