squid-ichorous:


debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

34,691 notes   •   October 19 2014, 09:49 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

TEN: We’re making a habit of this.
MARTHA: Yeah. And you’d think it’d get easier.

3,493 notes   •   October 19 2014, 07:38 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#dw   

charlottelabouff:

vua2:

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.

83,586 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:33 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

46,445 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:32 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#omg   
paranormalstoriess:

A sloth’s skeleton looks like something from a “terrifying paranormal animals” documentary 

paranormalstoriess:

A sloth’s skeleton looks like something from a “terrifying paranormal animals” documentary 

78 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:28 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
studyingisthedream:

We study hard, we study messy, we get it done!

studyingisthedream:

We study hard, we study messy, we get it done!

356 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:27 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

napsychan:

The truly inspiring story of the Chinese rubbish collector who saved and raised THIRTY babies abandoned at the roadside

A woman has been hailed a hero after details of her astonishing work with abandoned children has emerged.

Lou Xiaoying, now 88 and suffering from kidney failure, found and raised more than 30 abandoned Chinese babies from the streets of Jinhua, in the eastern Zhejiang province where she managed to make a living by recycling rubbish.

She and her late husband Li Zin, who died 17 years ago, kept four of the children and passed the others onto friends and family to start new lives.

Her youngest son Zhang Qilin - now aged just seven - was found in a dustbin by Lou when she was 82.

‘Even though I was already getting old I could not simply ignore the baby and leave him to die in the trash. He looked so sweet and so needy. I had to take him home with me,’ she said.

Full story

Why doesn’t this have more notes?
This woman is nothing short of an angel.

She has so little and gives so much, and organizations such as the government and school systems won’t do anything for this cause.
I am at loss of words at this lady’s sacrifice.

75,764 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:27 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

210,519 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:26 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

teamcoco:

Dax Shepard Wrestled With Robert Downey, Jr. 

2,472 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:25 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#omg   

I love bookshelves, and stacks of books, spines, typography, and the feel of pages between my fingertips. I love bookmarks, and old bindings, and stars in margins next to beautiful passages. I love exuberant underlinings that recall to me a swoon of language-love from a long-ago reading, something I hoped to remember. I love book plates, and inscriptions in gifts from loved ones, I love author signatures, and I love books sitting around reminding me of them, being present in my life, being. I love books. Not just for what they contain. I love them as objects too, as ever-present reminders of what they contain, and because they are beautiful. They are one of my favorite things in life, really at the tiptop of the list, easily my favorite inanimate things in existence, and … I am just not cottoning on to this idea of making them … not exist anymore. Making them cease to take up space in the world, in my life? No, please do not take away the physical reality of my books.

 - Laini Taylor (via littledallilasbookshelf)
2,327 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:23 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#books   #words   
thescienceofjohnlock:

moshtoflames:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8
Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

im sorry but this is so important

Wish this had been around 6 years ago.

thescienceofjohnlock:

moshtoflames:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8

Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

im sorry but this is so important

Wish this had been around 6 years ago.

367,445 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:23 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

simplydalektable:

spookypondss:

#this could be the opening credits for their sitcom #it would be five seasons of stupidity and will-they-won’t-they tension #spoiler alert: they will

omfg but they switch jackets midway through

105,326 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:22 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

offpluto:

every show needs a musical episode. even if it’s terribly out of place and confusing and nobody on the cast can sing it needs a musical episode. musical episodes

137,006 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:21 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

224,018 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:19 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#omg   

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

73,372 notes   •   October 19 2014, 05:19 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE